Carl the Cookie Carrier

By: Unknown

 

I’m Carl the Cookie Carrier.

I carry cookies well.

I carry ones with chocolate chips

and ones with caramel.

 

I transport tea cakes tactfully.

With wafers I’m an ace.

My gift for lifting biscuits

is the ultimate in grace.

 

I’m skilled with Scottish shortbread.

With digestives I’m the best.

With gingersnaps I have no lapse.

It’s obvious I’m blessed.

 

I’m masterful with macaroons

And snickerdoodles too.

I’ll haul them all regardless

if they’re pink or green or blue.

 

And when I carry cookies,

I eat only one or two.

So I have just one question…

May I carry yours for you?